As this lady finds out, just because you can hear the vacuum running, doesn’t mean it’s working. One could say that she SUCKS at using it.
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Late yesterday, the NAACP announced that the organization was endorsing same-sex marriage via their Twitter. Historically, most African-Americans have been conservative regarding gay marriage, but with strong support from the likes of President Obama, data shows that support has increased over the last year.
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Normally, something akin to what Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) said in South Carolina would cause an uproar — and it still has time to — but his comments were typical Republican blame game stuff; all that people can do at this point is chuckle. What exactly did Rubio say?

For all the policy disagreements that we have with our president, it is hard to understate how much he inspired people across this country four years ago.

Rubio added:

What’s with the tears? Oh yeah, that’s the reaction to Kristen Wiig’s final episode of SNL last night, in which Mick Jagger got to wish her away, before everyone and their mother came out to say farewell. Even Chris Kattan was there! The video can be seen here and tissues aren’t included.

This is why the dog takeover will never happen. They don’t even understand the mechanics that people can only go down a slide, not up. Still, with a face like that, the human race will probably just surrender to a canine regime based on cuteness alone.
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